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January 27, 2005
From Bamboo With Love
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAR CHAR!
So,
like, what the hell birthday boy? You think that just cuz it's your
special day you can neglect the bush of your people?! I am more than
mildly offended. I am lonely. So, so lonely. I wouldn't even mind if
you came by and screamed warui bushie! and thrashed me around a bit.
But even while I am preoccupied tragically swaying in the breeze, I am
simultaneously wishing you a happy birthday and bitchin lucky 24, and
hoping you may stop by to celebrate with me, or at least acknowledge me
in all my leafy glory. You know, together, we could be unstoppable. A
formidable man-foliage duo. Oh yeah, and maybe that klepto chick friend
of yours, Boogie, or whatever. She can come along too if she wants, like
some violent Shanghai Triad. Fuck all these pussy rhododendrons. Nobody
appreciates bamboo anymore. XO,
Your best friend Bamboo!
Posted by Charlie at January 27, 2005 04:02 PM