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July 18, 2004
Yesterday I Was An Internet Virgin
The problem with cybersex, I've just come to realize, is that it's cumbersome and quite annoying to try to type legibly with one hand while stroking yourself with the other. You're typing sayings that you wouldn't necessarily say in life, like "I raise my arms above my head and you start sucking my pits." So much work, and trying to stay turned on the entire time! Gimme the real thing any day. :)
Posted by Charlie at July 18, 2004 09:01 PM