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July 22, 2004
The Politics Of Phone Dating
Rule #1: You have to be really lonely and horny.
Rule #2: You live in sexually conservative locales like El Paso or Connecticut.
Rule #3: Be familiar with such eloquent sayings as, "box me up," "10-inch spaceship," and "suck my pussy."
Rule #4: When putting up your personals message, you get more responses if you breathe very deeply or if you sound like you're having an orgasm.
Rule #5: If you're a gay male and you're over 40 and you put your personals up on the chatline - there's a very good chance you like to engage in cross-dressing. (Not that I'm against it)
Rule #6: If you're a straight female you'll get more responses if you use words like "submissive," "servant," and the phrase, "I'll treat my man like a king."
Rule #7: No butch lesbians allowed on the chattline; only femmes, please.
and
Rule #8: White guys from the South really, really like Black cocks.
Posted by Charlie at July 22, 2004 03:38 PM