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July 18, 2004
Detoxin'
As the three little bois went in search of something fun and exciting to do on a Saturday night, they encountered many an exciting adventure. Boi Number One (let's call him Ken-Ken) is not yet of drinking age, so their options became severely limited. Surely there was something fun to do on a Saturday night that does not include a vodka martini, right?! Boi Number Two (let's call him Jare-Bear) suggested going to some all-ages concerts, and so began their quest for the perfect Saturday night.
Looking through a copy of The Stranger was fruitless; in this town, it seems, you have to be at least 21 years old to even have a decent social life. An hour after eating at the all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet, Boi Number Three (let's call him Char-Char) suggested catching some grub at Johnny's Rocket. Ken-Ken managed to scarf down one of Johnny's rockets, but Jare-Bear, disgusted at the sight of all that flesh, opted for more gag-reflex-friendly freedom fries. Meanwhile Char-Char delighted in taunting the little girl in the next booth with his Oreo milkshake. And it's like, better than hers.
After browsing through gay porno magazines; after being chased down the street by some guy who wanted to sell his bus tickets; after attempting to buy polka-dot panties at Victoria's Secret; the three little bois went to Jare-Bear's friend's birthday party. Evidently Jare-Bear's friend didn't have a lot of friend in Seattle, as the party was quieter than Char-Char's bed on a Saturday night. Ken-Ken didn't drink, and Char-Char didn't want to repeat the horrors of the night's prior, so it was up to Jare-Bear to take in as much margaritas as he could possibly can.
The night had ended rather quietly; by then it was two in the morning and Char-Char was getting tired. Alas, while their Saturday night may not have been the talk of the town, they saw many sights previously unseen, said many things previously unsaid, and learned many things previously unknown.
Posted by Charlie at July 18, 2004 09:38 PM