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June 25, 2004

Sprinkle Spray Action

To the two rambunctious kids disturbing my sleep at two in the morning:

I was having the best dream in recent memory – I was enjoying Sunday brunch with Golden Girls and Blanche was just getting to the part in her story where the rabbits where running after her – and then I hear this shrill of laughter that obviously wasn’t Rose’s. I stumble out of bed, walk over to the window, and what do I see? Two redheads who obviously have nothing better to do on a Thursday night, driving their car past the sprinklers on Greenlake Drive with their windows rolled down. But one time around the waterhole wasn’t good enough for you guys, was it? No, you guys just go around the block and drive through the sprinkler system ten times! What is wrong with you? Do you guys even have a life? And who is this Stacey anyway? I hope you guys contacted Tetanus. If I ever see you guys driving around my house ever again at two in the morning I’m gonna unleash my killer bunnies on your ass, you hear me???!!!

Best Regards,

Your Local Greenlake Neighborhood Watch Board President

Posted by Charlie at 01:52 PM | Comments (0)